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me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

gyrozeppelifucker:

pros of dating me: 

  • im sweet
  • i will cuddle with you whenever you want
  • my butt looks great all the time
  • love videogames

cons of dating me: 

  • im a meme loving fuck

poke-stache:

Shockingly Absorbent! http://ift.tt/1ei7vWP

earthdad:

after someone says to you that they don’t feel the same way about you as they did before

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evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

meladoodle:

unit03:

tfw no gf

i’ve honestly been staring at this photo for 15 minutes

queenhetaliatrash:

meanplastic:

*tries to watch sports*

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*watching sport anime*

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